1️⃣ You’re mad at literally everything 😤 – The WiFi lags? Rage. Someone breathes too loud? War. Girl, just go handle that. 2️⃣ You’re scrolling thirst traps like it’s a full-time job 👀 – If your FYP is 90% sweaty gym bros or soft-boy smirks… yeah, it’s time. 3️⃣ Your brain got 0 tabs open – Staring at the wall? Forgetting why you walked into a room? That’s your body begging for a lil' dopamine reset. 4️⃣ You’re acting ✨ delulu ✨ over someone who texted “k.” – Bestie, they don’t love you, you just need a solo session and a snack. 5️⃣ You suddenly think your ex wasn’t that bad… 🚩 – Nope. Abort mission. Get that out of your system ASAP.